Splish Splash...

What we do here in the scorching, burn your nose hairs, blazing hot, should call it Summer warm spring weather is buy a pool, filler up with scorching, burn your leg hairs, blazing hot, should be iced down nice hose water.

After it is filled you toss your over enthusiastic, WILD children into the pool to boil like lobsters swim and splash like little children should... OUTSIDE IN A POOL AND NOT IN THE BATHTUB, soaking your floor so that when you use your knees as a leverage while picking up the baby hippos you don't join them in said bathtub!

When your children are red from the blazing hot water delightful sun kissing their beautiful tan skin it is time to go inside and wash off (in a dry bathroom) and hit the hay... er, I mean bed. We are not THAT redneck country!