First spread the sauce layer onto the bagel.

Get the cheese going. And don't be chintzy.


add some diced Canadian Bacon (or whatever toppings you like).

They had pepperoni and Canadian Bacon.

And don't forget the proper pizza preparing stance. It's a must have.

And while you wait on these puppies, er pizza's to go into the oven and be done...

you eat the "scraps".

Can't you smell them cooking...