Shark Attack

Okay so you are going to learn about me that I have a very vivid imagination. Going by the dream I had that nearly broke my wrist I am guessing you might have figured that one out. So this morning hahahaha, sorry even now it cracks me up, I was awake at 5:30 b/c I was too excited to sleep anymore. I figured I'd better try and get some more rest though because it is going to be a long day for us all. As I lay there I became more zoned and started drifting off to "imagination ville". I started thinking: "I wonder if anyone has ever "rowed" across the ocean." Then I started thinking about what all could possibly happen if you tried it. What terrible things could you really be facing and how long it would take. (Bear with me here... I am telling you, I think the most random things when allowed to be alone with my brain!)

So as I am rowing in my little boat across the ocean I realized that sharks pretty much pose a threat. But do they really attack if they can only see a boat bottom? THEN on it goes to: I wonder if it would hurt real bad getting eaten alive by a shark. I mean I cut myself all the time (no need for straight jackets... these are always accidental) and it never REALLY hurts. I am guessing that I would pass out from all the blood loss shortly after the initial attack. I started then thinking how gross it would be to survive the attack AND the digestion and be stuck in a shark belly. So as this vision is going on I am imagining myself being eaten by a shark starting at the feet and working it's way up. I have to say it wasn't that painful at all. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN my hand (which was nested UNDER MY HEAD...) twitched and I JUMPED sky high. I thought I was a gonner for sure!!!

Okay so I could not stop laughing after this happened. I'm a dork what can I say! But y'all are my friends so now what do you have to say for yourselves? hahaha

I will be back later to let you know how it all goes this evening!!!

Thanks for all your prayers! We need peace and patience. This is going to be a busy weekend already and now put another baby in the mix. I know it is doable but having to figure him out in just one day before all the festivities is not an easy task my friends!

Wordless Wednesday

So I am always late... Sorry!

today

today is the first day for our adoption worker to come and meet us "all". J is at work but Tristan and I will be here of course for the meeting. I am busting hump to get my home in order (as you can tell... these words came from someone right???) haha. I am so exhausted and feel short of breath and have a terrible headache that has been going on for about 3 days now. I can't seem to keep a steady breathing pattern and my vision seems to be blurring. Hmmmmm is that bad???

Just wondering something... if blow past tense turns in to blew, how come snow doesn't turn into snew? hahaha "Oh honey look it snew last night all over the place!" Just wondering. Hahahaha

Be back later for a fun wordless wednesday.